Trio at the Beach by Arvata
Here, have some crack XD Wattley, Creepy Splendorman and a highly embarrassed Mr China at the beach doing casual human beach activities.

shhh mr china it all for fun uvu
gosh theyre all so cute sdkbj

Posted 1 day ago (originally arvata) + 24 notes

Just a core- I mean android now, not a doctor. They had me take care of the humans, but I wasn’t allowed more than watching over them and the machines keeping them alive. Which of course malfunctioned, leaving almost everyone dead.

There was only one area for Borealis, which I heard was a massive ship! But I’m pretty sure that they could have squeezed another in the area, since there wasn’t another spot dedicated to a ship of that size. Perhaps if the second were a tad lot bit smaller.

And…This  is not made out of apple skin mate, I’m pretty sure of it.

That narrator just wants what’s best for him! Good ending and everything. Pretty strange that Stanley would completely ignore him knowing that, even to his own death rather than listen. Then again if you ask me, most humans are a bit strange.

" Er…Must admit, didn’t think noses could be that sharp.. "

Now to make sure the recordings actually stay hidden… Who brought that file up anyways??

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Just a quick color redo of this 

cause at the time i really liked it and now im gagging at the color job sdkjgb

Posted 1 week ago (originally gabberforth) + 13 notes

To be honest I’ve only met a few of them, most I’ve only heard about. One of them actually was fairly rude, resulted in me having a bloody nose- didnt even know could have those! Soccer is a nasty sport to add. 

Knives too, very nasty things, very sharp.

Really, most of these handsome mates Ive seen around and about, some only seen once, but there are a couple that I’ve gotten closer with. Possibly even on the friend level, who knows!

Hahaha, maybe someday I’ll get to know some of these other fellas later, would really love to. It feels like they just get more and more distant though, some more than others. Fairly strange if you ask me. 

It was a bit easier keeping track of my original self- you know, as a core.

(high res versions and links to the owners of they wheatleys here: , also in tags- pardon the mess of the set up, thank u tumblr)

Oh! Somehow I managed to catch this hat here. Nice taste I suppose, might as well keep it. Pretty sure it looks good on me, doesnt it?